This is the world where Indiana Jones meets Borat in an adult version of Alice in Wonderland!
BLURB:
READY FOR THE MOST RIDICULOUSLY EPIC ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE?
Meet Mr. Harmless Bullet — a magnet for chaos, questionable decisions, and the kind of trouble that somehow turns into legend. In season 1, "Chasing Sobekneferu", you’re not just reading a story — you’re getting swept into a wildly unpredictable, kaleidoscopic journey packed with absurd twists, bizarre encounters, and laugh-out-loud moments.
Expect eccentric characters who shouldn’t exist (but somehow they do), settings that feel one step away from total madness, and a storyline that ignores logic in the best possible way. Add in a generous dose of adult humor (16+), and you’ve got a ride that refuses to behave.
Oh, and did I mention it? It’s completely free to read.
Chapter Forty-One - I HAVE SEEN THAT FACE BEFORE...
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I’ve been poking around in No Clue Land website, moving things, adding things, and generally pretending I have some plan... Three new DEPARTMENTS have appeared: TRAPPED IN FLESH (a tribute to the weirdness of having a body), WRITERS UNDER OBSERVATION (notes about writers and writing styles), SOMETHING HAPPENED (serialized fiction: crime or comedy).
Newsletter - sends once a week (it will be mostly about health - from Trapped in Flesh Department). Side effects may include mild discomfort, and the sudden urge to Google your own organs or new words.
This post explores the philosophical and scientific battle against death, from Fedorov's cosmic resurrection and Metchnikoff's yogurt-fueled longevity campaign to Kundera's bleak portrait of individuality dissolving into gesture and image.
Tensions rise within the Serial Killer Crime Unit as Panetta grapples with internal conflicts, team dysfunction, and a chilling new lead in Eva Levi’s murder
BLURB:
READY FOR THE MOST RIDICULOUSLY EPIC ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE?
Meet Mr. Harmless Bullet — a magnet for chaos, questionable decisions, and the kind of trouble that somehow turns into legend. In season 1, "Chasing Sobekneferu", you’re not just reading a story — you’re getting swept into a wildly unpredictable, kaleidoscopic journey packed with absurd twists, bizarre encounters, and laugh-out-loud moments.
Expect eccentric characters who shouldn’t exist (but somehow they do), settings that feel one step away from total madness, and a storyline that ignores logic in the best possible way. Add in a generous dose of adult humor (16+), and you’ve got a ride that refuses to behave.
Oh, and did I mention it? It’s completely free to read.
TABLE OF CONTENTS:
Chapter One - THE BRIDGE
Chapter Two - THE WORK
Chapter Three - THE BEACH
Chapter Four - THE CRIME
Chapter Five - THE INVESTIGATION
Chapter Six - THE TERRACE
Chapter Seven - A NEVER-ENDING RACE
Chapter Eight - THE MORE, THE MERRIER
Chapter Nine - THE ARK
Chapter Ten - NO ANSWERS
Chapter Eleven - FATAL MEETING
Chapter Twelve - SCREW QUARTER
Chapter Thirteen - ONE PERCENT
Chapter Fourteen - MISS SEDATIVE & CO
Chapter Fifteen - A HAIRCUT SELECTION
Chapter Sixteen - A DOPE PARTY
Chapter Seventeen - AMERICAN WEST PALACE
Chapter Eighteen - SOME PECULIAR WAYS OF LOVE
Chapter Nineteen - THE GOSSIPS
Chapter Twenty - THE FOREST LOVERS
Chapter Twenty-One - EVOLUTION OF MARRIAGE
Chapter Twenty-Two - THE FACE OF TYRANNY
Chapter Twenty-Three - ALPHONSO BEARD OR HOW TO BECOME A LEADER
Chapter Twenty-Four - INSIDE THE BOX
Chapter Twenty-Five - THE BOARD OF EYES
Chapter Twenty-Six - BENEATH YOUR FEET
Chapter Twenty-Seven - THE WRATH OF WIFE
Chapter Twenty-Eight - HOME, SWEET HOME
Chapter Twenty-Nine - THE ONE MINUTE HAPPINESS
Chapter Thirty - THE QI ATTACK
Chapter Thirty-One - IN THE TEETH OF LOST MEMORY
Chapter Thirty-Two - THE OTHER MARTHA
Chapter Thirty-Three - PASSING THROUGH DIFFICULTIES
Chapter Thirty-Four - INSANITY OF LKED
Chapter Thirty-Five - THE JUNGLE REVELATION
Chapter Thirty-Six - FEAR
Chapter Thirty-Seven - BETWEEN THE ROADS
Chapter Thirty-Eight - IN THE KITCHEN
Chapter Thirty-Nine - BETWEEN LIFE AND DEATH
Chapter Forty - SOBEKNEFERU
Chapter Forty-One - I HAVE SEEN THAT FACE BEFORE...
Thanks for reading NO CLUE LAND. Subscribe to the story where nothing is off-limits!
I’ve been poking around in No Clue Land website, moving things, adding things, and generally pretending I have some plan... Three new DEPARTMENTS have appeared: TRAPPED IN FLESH (a tribute to the weirdness of having a body), WRITERS UNDER OBSERVATION (notes about writers and writing styles), SOMETHING HAPPENED (serialized fiction: crime or comedy).
Newsletter - sends once a week (it will be mostly about health - from Trapped in Flesh Department). Side effects may include mild discomfort, and the sudden urge to Google your own organs or new words.
All other posts you can check during the week.
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