Bullet's Adventure: Chasing Sobekneferu - chapter 36
Was it only a dream? What if Ms. Sedative was also a biorobot? What if all of them were robots?
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Was it only a dream? What if Ms. Sedative was also a biorobot? What if all of them were robots?
Bullet suddenly felt like he'd shrunk—he was going to be a dad! He felt really happy, even a little silly...
Remember the old saying, "Tough times don't last; tough people do?" In the next few hours, Bullet confirmed that these words were true
After becoming Alphonso, all I felt was emptiness and danger. And that danger followed me everywhere...
I knew those words would haunt me forever. I was lured to the distant land of killers, stupid idlers, and mad addicts by the woman I trusted most.
Mrs. Vegas’s eyes gravitated toward the towel; her soft longing was affecting me... I swallowed my suspicion, pretended I had lost my memory, and accepted the bride in my arms.
Sometimes a minute feels like forever, especially when you're chillin' in a hammock with Mrs. Tamara GRRR Diablo Thrill of the Balance de Razor Perditis Yo Legarto
Mr. Harmless Bullet doesn't recognize his wife, but maybe you can? And is she really his wife?
Welcome to Chapter 27: "The Wrath of a Wife," where paranoia and chaos meet, knives dance to questionable beats, and your only hope is Mrs. Vegas or her protection plan, which costs $9,999 per hour.
Have you ever walked into a mansion so fancy that it has a deer house? No, not a zoo—just deer living their best life while you're stuck at your office...
Step into FuzzyPie’s world of impossible yummy (or not) wonders...
Time for deadly diamond chairs, bloodbaths, undead ex-wives, and strange gifts...