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EYEBROW KILLER - CRIME NOVEL

EYEBROW KILLER - CRIME NOVEL

BLURB: 

Nura Cocasse, a female inspector who's afraid of mirrors, is facing her biggest challenge yet: a serial killer on the loose in Amsterdam. This twisted murderer tortures victims and gives them an unexpected eyebrow makeover. 

But Nura isn't alone on this wild ride. She's joined by her partners: 

A)  Gail, a divorced and somewhat lazy man of Angolan origin, who'd rather nap than catch criminals. 

B)   Rocco—an Italian and a local Casanova, whose charms could rival any romance novel. 

They're an unlikely trio, but they're determined to catch this dangerous criminal before more brows go missing.

And as if that wasn't enough excitement, there's also a murder involving a book influencer and connections to the Royal Family of the Netherlands. 

Who can be trusted? 

Who is hiding behind the name Olivia? 

Find out as you dive into this extraordinary comedy and police procedural that will keep you guessing who the Eyebrowkiller is until the end. 

 So, don’t just stay there—go grab some brow pencils (cuz why not?) and immerse yourself in this wild whodunnit. Don't worry; we won't make you face your own mirror fears... unless you're up for it! 

GENRE: crime, absurdist thriller, police procedural

Posted twice a week, days may vary. This story (second draft) has never been posted or published before. The first 10 chapters are free.

AUTHOR: Angela Marrant

START HERE:

Eyebrow Killer - chapter 1
Trigger: suicide/murder Through the haunting story of Kerstin Lund, we explore the blurry line between victim and monster, following her from a Norwegian fishing village to Amsterdam.